sclaff 

When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.

"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"

sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

Put in a spliff 

killed/dead

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)

Put in a spliff by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021

Exam Spliff 

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining

Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!

Exam Spliff by Ardley April 30, 2008

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).

Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.

Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

Spaff Portion by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021