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Sperry Fairy 

A phrase often used to designate the preppy, douchey, entitled, often "Sperry Top-Sider" wearing, dickholes of North-Eastern descent, who are huge pussy bitches. It is not uncommon for these douchenozzle's to be seen paring their "Vineyard Vines" attire, or their American Flag short shorts, with a pair of "Sperry Top-Siders". All in all, if you encounter one of these kooks, proceed to flee the area, or jump his ass with your fellow tube rider's. It should also be noted that these little pixie boy's do not charge, and have no ability whatsoever to Shred the Gnar.
3 students from Boston College have the following conversation

Bro 1: Bro did you check Surfline today?!? Lowers is totally firing back home! Tubes and Hacks for days Brah!

Bro 2: No way Brudda! Sounds Gnarly! We'd totally be charging it right now! Cant wait to jet home Friday!

Sperry Fairy: Ummm... Excuse me sir?? We are currently inhabiting civilization within the North-Eastern most expanse of the United States of America. In turn, I have the pleasure of informing you that we "refined" individuals refrain from using the word, umm.... "Gnarly", good day now.
Sperry Fairy by TheJuicebox December 16, 2013

Sperry Cherry 

Having sex on a boat for the first time.

Extra frat for slamming in just your Sperry's or causing tidal waves with the boat
BRO 1: "Bro, do you see that boat rocking side to side on the dock??"
BRO 2: "Bro, that's Chad popping his slampiece's Sperry Cherry!"
BRO 1: "That's my bro!"
Sperry Cherry by Shootermcjay March 25, 2013

Sperry's 

A type of boat shoe worn by frat boys and classy gals, that is worn without socks.
"I'm really digging the Sperry's." - Carly

"Thanks. All my friends wanted to buy a kind of shoe that can be worn without socks, and Sperry's were the obvious choice." - Ralph
Sperry's by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020
An amazing person that you should never let go of. She will care for you no matter what. Although she can be very sensitive, even after an argument Sherry will care for you. Sherry is a goddess and you need her in your life. If you ever meet a Sherry become as close as you can with her. You won't regret it. 💕
Sherry is an amazing person

Sherry Shiver 

An infinite consequence of drinking Sherry. Even if only consumed once it will haunt you till your death. Causes unannounced shivers occasionally throughout your life.
Ben: Tom, how are you cold? It's the middle of July!
Tom: I'm not it was just a Sherry Shiver. Ben: Those things are whack!
Sherry Shiver by Genghistom November 19, 2016
Used to describe an individual as socially unaware, or inept.

Just to the right of being incapable of social interaction. Tolerable, if you have sympathy for their lack of understanding.

Origin: A play off of Asberger's Syndrome. A functional portion of the Autistic Spectrum. Often those who use the word "Spergy" have more sensitivity than people who use the term "retarded" to describe the socially inept.
"What the hell did he just say?!"
"Hey, calm down, He's a little spergy"
"Oh, thanks. I just about lost my cool"

"Does he even realize she's not into men?"
"Don't bother, he's a total sperge"
Spergy by venderofgoods October 3, 2011