A highly contagious condition in the trenches where your mental health is fully tethered to SOL price action. Victims of
SAD suffer from extreme FOMO during pumps, instant depression when they
jeet too early, and random bursts of hopium when a random CTO on
Twitter says “$500 EOY.” Common behaviors include panic-selling bottoms, setting alarms for every 1% move, and telling yourself you’ll DCA but actually going all-in on leverage. Side effects: dry mouth, chart-induced migraines, and screaming “WAGMI” while coping in Telegram. The only known cure is touching
grass or migrating to stablecoins, but let’s be real—most
SAD holders just reload Phantom and pray for the next bull run.