givin me a softee

The situation that causes excitment but later turns into disapointment

Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.

givin me a softee by thefort June 24, 2007

Mister Softee 

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

Mister Softee by Jbucklam February 27, 2017

micro softee

1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.

Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.

Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?

micro softee by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018

tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)

All up in da club, tossin' softies.

tossin' softies by tossin softies April 30, 2011

The Masters Softie 

When your getting a blowjob while watching The Masters and your interrupted by a call from your Wife.

My bitch wife called and ruined my blowjob and I was left with The Masters Softie.

The Masters Softie by Meanie Lips April 9, 2017

Thumb in a softie 

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

Thumb in a softie by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Softie 

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.

"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."

Softie by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004