Smorking 

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

Smorking by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

smorting 

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

smorting by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smorning 

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

smorning by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Smorzinger 

This is kind of racial slur against people who are called "Bence" and "Szabo".

Joe (while shouting):You flipping smorzinger!

Smorzinger by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy November 2, 2023

Smorning 

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

Smorning by codcod November 22, 2011

Smokeing dragon 

When receiveing a blowjob bust in her mouth. Then while she is swalling hit in the back of the head hard. If timed right Semen should shoot out of her nose.

Smokeing dragon by Chuck March 25, 2003

Smorning 

A festering wound.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

Smorning by Cramm August 25, 2009