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Shit Smearing 

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.
The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.
A type of relationship in which one is niether dating nor mating with his/her partner. This category of relationship is characterized by secret kissing, spooning, naughty fondling, basically, everything except sex. Mutual exclusivity does not exist in this relationship. This word is a compound word of dating or mating and smay.
Dude, are you smating that chick over there?

Last night, I totes smated with her, even though she has a bf.

Let's smate for a while because I am scared of commitment.

Smating makes me get hot.
Smating by Smencer May 28, 2010

for smearing

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
for smearing by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

Sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar. 

Really, really hot and sweaty.
Man, I'm sweating like a gerbil in a gay bar.

Smeaging 

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.
Babybay was smeaging on 'em
Smeaging by yadooK March 12, 2021

Sweating me 

to un-aggressively stalk or constantly bug a person; over aggressively peruse another individual of interest.
I met a girl last week and we exchanged contact info and now she won't stop sweating me.
Sweating me by Tvontes January 11, 2011