When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

skizzermaplop by Bhelm February 2, 2009

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skizzerin

Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.

"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.

skizzerin by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009

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skizzer

skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner

"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."

skizzer by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012

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Shizzed

Verb- When you reach an orgasm and you accidentally crap out your ass.

Frat Guy #1- "I was hooking up with that slut and I really had to take a shit so I decided just to finish, and when I jizzed I jizzed so hard a little bit of shit came out"

Frat Guy #2- "Dude you totally SHIZZED! It's when you jizz and a little bit of shit comes out

Shizzed by Houston March 30, 2009

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