Showering Orangutans 

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

Showering Orangutans by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

showering with someone else 

Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.

Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.

showering with someone else by Boywonder42 June 5, 2016

Showering in blood 

A girl with a heavy period

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.

Showering in blood by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016

Showering among the clowns 

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

Showering among the clowns by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

Covid showering 

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.

Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.

Covid showering by Firephoenix June 16, 2020

Shit Before Showering 

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.

Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.

Shit Before Showering by Hempn March 2, 2010

Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."

" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."

Guilt Showering by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016