No Shit Sherlock 

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.

"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"

No Shit Sherlock by NowhereMan November 4, 2004

no shit Conan 

The phrase "no shit Conan" refers to the phrase "no shit Sherlock", but instead of Sherlock it's Conan, the main character from the anime Detective Conan.

This phrase is the weeb version of the "no shit Sherlock".

Normie: Did you know that Conan likes Sherlock Holmes?
Weeb: No shit Conan.

no shit Conan by Karizaki January 3, 2019

No Shit September 

A challenge of a month in September where you can't go pooping for a month. 99% people failed this challenge.

I'll be taking this No Shit September challenge to prove that I'm not a human.

No Shit September by Mlemwelp September 3, 2020

no shit, sherlock 

Similar to 'thank you captain obvious'.
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!

Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"
Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, sherlock!"

no shit, sherlock by Daniel Hough April 12, 2004

no shit 

Captain obvious, something someone said that comes with no surprise and usually a waste of time.

Retard: Dude, Bob got put in juvenile for fighting the teacher.
Me: No shit, we already heard about that, what u think we live in a fucking cave??????

no shit by YoungWrapper May 3, 2017

No Shit 

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War but probably originated during the Korean War. The phrase has multiple meanings which are dependent on the inflexion used and can usually only be determined from the context of the conversation. Four of the commonest are:-
1 No shit? – Are you giving me the facts?
2 No shit! – I am telling you the absolute truth!
3 No shit. – Don’t give me any lies or evasions.
4 No shit? (A question but with an implicit sneer) – Why don’t you carry on stating the obvious, you dumb cocksucker?

“Get your gear together, Charlie’s had his ass kicked and we’ve got 24 hours in Saigon!”
“No shit?”
“No shit!”

No Shit by AKACroatalin November 22, 2016

No shit Watson 

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.

(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!

No shit Watson by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015