Shetland Pony 

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony

Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed

Shetland Pony by Davollin December 17, 2008

shetland pony cock 

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

shetland pony cock by JLSK March 7, 2012

Shetland Assist 

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

Shetland Assist by jizzwick April 19, 2011

shetland person 

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

shetland person by Therealoat November 23, 2021

Shetland pony 

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

Shetland pony by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019

Shetland People 

The term midgets and dwarfs prefer to be called, not little people as is commonly believed.

I tripped over one of those Shetland people, I didn't see the wee little bugger there.

Shetland People by cryshtch December 11, 2009

Shetland Pony 

When a man shaves his head hair and glues it to his penis, making his penis look like a Shetland pony

Hey girl, you wanna ride my Shetland pony?

Shetland Pony by InternalMooseMD November 24, 2013