shear stupidity 

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

shear stupidity by backinbowl February 17, 2010

shear bear 

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

shear bear by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017

shear your precious sheep 

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

shear your precious sheep by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

shear the sheep

A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."

Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.

shear the sheep by crudmonkey June 17, 2018

Shear the sheep without shears

Getting things done without the equipment you would normally use.

That's a really good way to fix this situation and will help us shear the sheep without shears.

Shear the sheep without shears by Rusty g.s April 23, 2026

wind shear 

A Sudden "wall" of wind, either horizontally or vertically, can be 650 MPH! Planes have to be careful of it. It can make them Crash!

On that flight, she prayed for there to not be any wind shears.

wind shear by Starchylde June 11, 2016

Industrial Shear 

Two very fat lesbians, scissoring

Wow, I couldn't get any sleep last night, the bull dikes upstairs were really working that industrial shear

Industrial Shear by mong005e November 13, 2011