magic satchel 

A concept similar to hammerspace, though hammerspace is specific to cartoons. In a game, when an inventory item is stored seemingly nowhere, it is said to be put in a "magic satchel." A magic satchel can conform to any size, from a small pill to a large building.

"Dude, where the fuck did Master Chief just put his rocket launcher?"
"It's in his magic satchel, duh."

magic satchel by Fresnel December 2, 2007

Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Satchel Ass 

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

Satchel Ass by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

rape satchel 

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

rape satchel by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel 

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

Cum satchel by Cum sack June 14, 2013

rat satchel 

To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch.

When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel.

rat satchel by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007

Satchi 

A beautiful girl who is amazing and has an high IQ . All the guys seem to love her. She loves her friends and is a humble,true ,creative and talented person . She is a very social person . She also very hot .

Lola - all the guys love her !
Charlie -she is such a satchi !

Satchi by Demigod4life February 5, 2018