Sarge 

An elderly Jewish lady who takes rectal temperatures at the doctor's office.

The Sarge, she took my temperature man!

Sarge by Shred101 April 10, 2010

Sarge 

To hit on, flirt with, and manipulate women into sexual consent.

A: "Hey man, where's Joey?"
B: "He's over there trying to sarge"
A: "What a dog."

Sarge by That Random October 4, 2012

Sarge 

The jr. ROCT teacher that had sex with a student.

"damn, can't believe Jessica fucked sarge."
"sarge got a big dick for someone who was in the national guard."

Sarge by Just_ahaha February 20, 2021

Sarge 

A cock so powerful that with every thrust, the woman getting it will orgasm four consecutive times. If she recieves more than ten thrusts in one month, it may cause her to enter a coma and possibly result in a violent death.

"Poor Brittany, she kept wanting more of the Sarge. Hey, are you coming to the funeral this Sunday?

Sarge by PerturbPacu June 11, 2022

sarge 

the leader of the red team. Hates Grif and loves the suckup Simmons
Speaks in typical sarge voice.

I only drink the blood of my enemies! and occasionally a, uh, strawberry yoohoo, or a sasperella... grenadine! straight from the can! Deeeeelicious! Oh, and occassionally i do enjoy a Sex on the Beach, or a piiiina colada. If you like pina colada,yea, gettin caught in the rain, yea, if your not into yoga, yea, Grif just has half a brain, uh.

sarge by Tobi D March 10, 2004

sarge 

To masturbate in a public area.

New asian chick in cafeteria. Time to sarge

sarge by thecook123 August 7, 2012

Sarge 

Someone you call on when the shit really hits the fan. Your original instructor. In Case of Emergency contact.

BILLY BLAH got messed up bad yesterday and we dont know who to hit. Better check in with Sarge.

Sarge by Reaper2121 January 8, 2015