Shit Sandwich 

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

Shit Sandwich by DDni September 17, 2005

Shit Sandwich 

A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way

It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.

Shit Sandwich by Tekid October 26, 2007

Shit Sandwich 

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

Shit Sandwich by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

Shit Sandwich 

Two pieces of bread with shit in the middle.

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.

Shit Sandwich by BB-Bob September 11, 2008

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

San Diego Shit Sandwich by GringoTENN January 19, 2009

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

San Diego Shit Sandwich by GringoTN April 4, 2009

Shit Sandwich 

A job offer in the Trump administration

Bob Harwood wisely avoided the shame and chaos of working for Trump. He wasn't going to eat a "Shit Sandwich"

Shit Sandwich by Trumptard February 16, 2017