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Saish is the coolest guy you will ever meet. Named after Shiv and Sai Baba( Indian Saint) Saish is adventure loving and is a person with Positive attitude towards life. Not so courageous but loves to take risks.
If you get a Saish in life don't lose him
saish by Brother Mo April 22, 2021
1) A retarded organization run by bunch of bureaucratic twats that will charge you multiple grand school fees every year in exchange for crap textbooks, shit administration, careless staff and a exam torture system that will drive you bananas.

a. You get low quality textbooks with a mistake on nearly every page but never mind the pages get ripped out anyways cuz of the great quality.

b. You get tortured with millions of AMS and Periodic exams every week until the sabis system literally turns you into a robot. Warning to the rest of you normal people: The SABIS tests will damage and alter your thinking process with their endless Sabis style multiple choice questions. Once you get in there you get stuck for the rest of your life.

c. The Sabis Point System is by far a teacher's biggest nightmare. It plans what crap is to be taught, every specific page and activity in what lesson. No flexibility whatsoever. Even better, some weeks they plan grammar for example, in english class, to be taught for the ENTIRE WEEK. At other times they expect us to cover 500 pages of Algebra in 3 lessons. The guy who plans these had ONE FUCKING JOB. He failed so bad.

All the $$ goes to the bosses at the sabis headquarters whereas some of the teachers that actually have to work hard get paid peeps. SABIS is a corporate global business, not a school. Its education for the spoilt dumbass rich dicks, not for a changing world. SABIS = SUCK ASS BULLSHIT INTERNATIONAL SCHOOLS.
I am a student who takes 2 exams on the computer, 2 on paper , and don't know how to think by myself because I am always presented with options in front of me. Who am I?

I am a brainwashed Sabis student.

I'm Surprised

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
basically ur everyday mental slaughter and exhaustion. disgusting cafeteria food. I can guarantee u no one there cares about ur stress or emotions. 12 exams per week so that’s gucci. 4 and 5 year olds have FUCKING HOMEWORK there.... don’t let ur kid go there whatsoever and if anyone ever says sabis is good they’ve been brainwashed.

we’re all equally depressed
exhausted

anxious

tired

stressed out

bc of the shitty system and everyone who works at sabis
thotiana: what school do u go to

blueface: oh i go to sabis 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

thotiana: ah shit, r u ok?
sabis by xxxtentaktoon October 12, 2019
A stupid ass school where you get tested every fuckin day. Their foods taste like fuckin cow shit. Every teacher that would ever talk to you, I promise you, they don’t fuckin know how to talk without spitting. People think we’re smart but actually we just memorize cause we don’t want our ass to get whooped.

Cause and effect of sabis:

Depression

• anxiety

• Self-esteem
• getting paranoid
Someone from another school: hey, wanna hangout?

Sabis student: sorry man I need to study, I have an exam.

The next day,

Someone from another school: hey, you free?

Sabis student: na sorry, need to study.

Someone from Another school: Man ever time I ask you, you go like “ sorry dude I have an exam,” what kind of school you got to.

Sabis student: DONT YOU FUCKIN GET IT, IM IN SABIS
Sabis by Chin Chan chong February 16, 2019