1) A retarded organization run by bunch of bureaucratic twats that will charge you multiple grand school fees every year in exchange for crap textbooks, shit administration, careless staff and a exam torture system that will drive you bananas.

a. You get low quality textbooks with a mistake on nearly every page but never mind the pages get ripped out anyways cuz of the great quality.

b. You get tortured with millions of AMS and Periodic exams every week until the sabis system literally turns you into a robot. Warning to the rest of you normal people: The SABIS tests will damage and alter your thinking process with their endless Sabis style multiple choice questions. Once you get in there you get stuck for the rest of your life.

c. The Sabis Point System is by far a teacher's biggest nightmare. It plans what crap is to be taught, every specific page and activity in what lesson. No flexibility whatsoever. Even better, some weeks they plan grammar for example, in english class, to be taught for the ENTIRE WEEK. At other times they expect us to cover 500 pages of Algebra in 3 lessons. The guy who plans these had ONE FUCKING JOB. He failed so bad.

All the $$ goes to the bosses at the sabis headquarters whereas some of the teachers that actually have to work hard get paid peeps. SABIS is a corporate global business, not a school. Its education for the spoilt dumbass rich dicks, not for a changing world. SABIS = SUCK ASS BULLSHIT INTERNATIONAL SCHOOLS.
I am a student who takes 2 exams on the computer, 2 on paper , and don't know how to think by myself because I am always presented with options in front of me. Who am I?

I am a brainwashed Sabis student.

I'm Surprised
by The legitimate definer June 18, 2017
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A stupid ass school where you get tested every fuckin day. Their foods taste like fuckin cow shit. Every teacher that would ever talk to you, I promise you, they don’t fuckin know how to talk without spitting. People think we’re smart but actually we just memorize cause we don’t want our ass to get whooped.

Cause and effect of sabis:

• Depression

• anxiety

• Self-esteem
• getting paranoid
Someone from another school: hey, wanna hangout?

Sabis student: sorry man I need to study, I have an exam.

The next day,

Someone from another school: hey, you free?

Sabis student: na sorry, need to study.

Someone from Another school: Man ever time I ask you, you go like “ sorry dude I have an exam,” what kind of school you got to.

by Chin Chan chong February 16, 2019
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the shitiest experience of an innocent fellow being. Sabis is a school that takes a fuck tonna to teach nothing. In fact i have a final algebra test and yes im writing this. Food is literally from restaurants. Fun Fact: we have exams everyday, if ur unlucky, u might have 3 exams a day. And yes they do count. Sabis will literally make u a depressed and just suicidal. They will not let u eat during detention. Oh, and btw if u dont attend detention u get after school. In conclusion I cant fuckin wait to graduate from this shit
A friend outside of sabis: Yo, u down for cinema, or paintball, and eat?
Me: nah man i got exams and shi.
Friend: Bruh U got exams every damn day im starting to think ur avoiding ,e?
Friend: aahhhhh
by ANTI-SOCIAL SABIS STUDENT November 19, 2021
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Oh, you want to have a normal school life that has good education with a reasonable price? Well, too fucking bad welcome to sabis where the teachers hate their jobs and couldn’t care less about you, you want a taste of the food? Sorry man, but the school lunch tastes like the rotten corpses of the children in a pedophile’s basement (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if some 10 year old gets food poisoning because of it) Now, you might think that the school might be clean right? You can go check those bathrooms that haven’t been washed for like 3 years straight, and of course they only accept people with the standards of Jeff Bezos, if ur asf like me, i REALLY REALLY dont recommend you to try to get in this hell house called Sabis. Honestly, i will be honest here the exams are so unbearable, we have like 5 tests in every single fucking week, everything we learn is so useless like just teach me how to pay my taxes, but instead we learn shit like the quadratic formula. Chances of a random student committing suicide because of this hell of a school are alot. So, good luck! Oh, and if ur a student there, please for the love of god stop talking about how many kills you get in Fortnite, or i might just jump off a cliff. Sorry for my shitty i can’t be bothered to fix it.
{Imagine this is some funny meme or something idk, woohoo sabis}
by Sffcate January 24, 2021
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Sabis is sikimin bashi they are terrible at being a school and will fucking take ur money and leave u homeless for you just to be an uber driver at the end of ur life.
For example,
Him: where do u study?
Her: at sabis

Him: dur siktir ala burdan
by Gor indi gagan nagarajax November 7, 2019
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basically ur everyday mental slaughter and exhaustion. disgusting cafeteria food. I can guarantee u no one there cares about ur stress or emotions. 12 exams per week so that’s gucci. 4 and 5 year olds have FUCKING HOMEWORK there.... don’t let ur kid go there whatsoever and if anyone ever says sabis is good they’ve been brainwashed.

we’re all equally depressed



stressed out

bc of the shitty system and everyone who works at sabis
thotiana: what school do u go to

blueface: oh i go to sabis 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

thotiana: ah shit, r u ok?
by xxxtentaktoon October 12, 2019
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1) money laundering organization that sells crappy textbooks of historical figures to students at the schools they use as a front.

2) The Point System? WTF!!!

3) Stupid ass bitches in schools
Mike: lets go learn some stuff!
bob: we cant unless we use the point system because SABIS says so
by SuperfeetSies February 20, 2010
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