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Sagan by smithay December 11, 2003
Did you see Sagan she is so amusing
Sagan by Cats are dumb April 14, 2021
1) a good friend and moral man; 2) loosely translated to 'Lieutenant' in Hebrew; 3) a highly contagious disease, transmitted by sexual contact and/or toilet seats
(eg. Catching a case of the Sagans after sitting on the toilet of a truck stop gas station in West Texas, during an orgy).
Sagan by MrSandman555 February 11, 2022

Sagan Surprise 

Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.
-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.
Sagan Surprise by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017

Carl Sagan 

One of the greatest popularizers of science to have walked the Earth.

Carl Sagan achieved worldwide fame for his thirteen-episode series 'Cosmos: A Personal Voyage'.
His research was what brought about the theory of a nuclear winter as the result of nuclear warfare.

Carl Sagan criticized society and advocated skeptical thought. He had strong, yet calm, power in his voice, and with it, the power to pull out a feeling in one's body, a feeling of longing. A yearning to learn, and a desire to venture outside our small planet.

Carl Sagan died in 1996 of pneumonia, but he lives on in any one who has ever listened to him and taken heed of his words.
-What do you think of Carl Sagan?
-He's brilliant.
Carl Sagan by Zaborack February 19, 2010

Carl Sagan 

Carl Sagan was(R.I.P) an astronomer who was in awe of the universe, its galaxies, how it all worked, why, what it consists of. The list could go on and on. He was in love with astronomy. Carl sagan had a tv series as well known as the cosmos. Carl made learning about astronomy even MORE interesting, breathtaking, and fun. Carl sagan was a sexy, turtleneck wearing, intelligent, star gazing, time traveling astronomer who made huge leaps in the field of astronomy through teaching, researching, and exploring.
Yeah pete is smart and cute,but he is not for me because he is NO Carl Sagan.
Carl Sagan by Andromedamm November 5, 2010