Rissey
Yessir spelt backwards, a exclamation of total barbaric victory. A power move only usable by the most elite of mankind.
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Stemmed the rose
Stemmed the rose by factcurate June 9, 2020
Teddy Roosevelt
First off, Teddy Roosevelt is not human. He is a quantum fourth dimensional being. His physical form is the only way our mortal minds can perceive his greatness. During the Spanish-American War, it is said Teddy Roosevelt made the Rough Riders. False. Teddy Roosevelt was the Rough Riders. He was a literal one man army. He could liquify people with his intense stares and melt their organs with a twitch of his perfect mustache. Teddy Roosevelt became a cowboy once, but this was not by choice. He just decided to take advantage of his ability to whistle and summon horses straight from the ground. Teddy Roosevelt was once shot before trying to give a speech. The only thing stopping the bullet from entering his heart was the speech in his breast pocket. He gave the speech anyways, bleeding profusely. The doctor just started operating on him during his presentation. But see, Teddy Roosevelt cannot be harmed. His body is made of pure stem cells. He merely allowed his body to be harmed to woo the crowd. All medical records of Teddy Roosevelt have been hidden away, because each time he was cut open to be operated on, they just found a smaller Teddy Roosevelt inside of him. Not a baby, but a homunculus, monocle included. It is said Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep. His Vice President stated that should Teddy have been awake, there would have been a fight. This is partly true. Teddy would in fact have gone mano y mano with the grim reaper himself.
"Dude! Chuck Norris jokes are great!"
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
"Obviously you haven't heard of our lord and savior Teddy Roosevelt."
Teddy Roosevelt by SirGiggles February 15, 2017
april rose
Very intelligent down to earth girl. Someone who only looks for the good in people. Someone who loves and cares for people with all she has and has the biggest heart among all. Finds difficulty in telling people no and always helps when she can. Puts others happiness before hers and will always be loyal and trustworthy. A very faithful individual who takes relationships seriously. She keeps to herself and only let's a very select few into her life to shield herself from hurt. Anyone who deals with her should feel very special and never take her for granted. She will always be the kind hearted person who will always love you with all she has in her.
april rose by jasperson December 24, 2013
Sienna Rose
You often times will not meet a Sienna Rose because the name is so unique. However if you do.. consider yourself lucky! Sienna Rose is a beautiful and cheerful girl who makes everyone around her smile. She knows how to make everyone laugh and has the best advice. She is an even better friend, you can do everything together whether it be adventures or traveling. She will be accepting and will stand up for you and for what is right no matter what. She is an old soul, she doesn't like the new generation. She is so special, everyone loves her so much, guys love her. She’s a keeper boys!
Sienna Rose by harrison.speakstruth January 11, 2021