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rooty tooty fresh and fruity 

1. a dish at the international house of pancakes, ihop
2. a sex act where you ejaculate onto a womans breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron
3. a sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron
1.i'm gonna order the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
2.i gave my girlfriend a rooty tooty fresh and fruity last night, but now she has checkered marks on her face
3.my girlfriend is really kinky, she likes rooty tooty fresh and fruity
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Rooty tooty high booty 

When a woman has an ass that is so high is practically on her back. This usually is the result of butt implants.
“that chick is THICC”
“Nah bruh that bitch a Rooty tooty high booty

rooty tooty fresh and fruity 

This term which originated from IHop to describe one of their pancake specials has morphed into an explanation of a extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.
"Yo, dawg...you see that homo dude coming out of the hair salon??"

"Oh hell naw...That's one of them...Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity type of dudes"

Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody 

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up

rooty-tooty fresh and fruity 

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.
She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity 

To voluntarily give a gay blowjob to another man while wearing pajamas, and while getting submerged in bananas and strawberry milk.
Eric: Dude, Chad had a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity last night.
Stan: Woah dude!

tooty rooty 

A male or female who digs in their asshole and then sticks their finger inside of their penis or vaginal area
"My girl be doing that tooty rooty"

OMG what a fucking tooty rooty
tooty rooty by Fictionary4You January 16, 2014