Ribbed mints 

When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.

He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.

The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.

Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"

Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."

Luke: "Yer."

Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."

Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."

Ribbed mints by Robwhite March 9, 2009

ribbed for her pleasure 

The case of having so many STDs on your weiner that it's completely covered in bumbs, boils and crevasses.

Guy #1: I don't think you should be hooking up with girls with the state your wang is in...

Guy #2: It's okay. They like it. It's ribbed for her pleasure.

ribbed for her pleasure by The Commisioner. April 11, 2010

Ribbed Stranger 

Sitting on a grated seat until your hand is numb and masturbating.

Yo man you ever done the ribbed stranger?

Ribbed Stranger by Frskymnky February 15, 2021

Ribbed Jockey

The act of having sex through holes in worn out ribbed underwear.

I was too lazy to take my wifes's underwear off, so I gave her a ribbed jockey.

Ribbed Jockey by dirk_diggler May 30, 2006

cross-ribbed ape watcher 

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

cross-ribbed ape watcher by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! 

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Rubbed Out 

1940's slang for someone being murdered.

Did you hear about Thompson? He got rubbed out with a shotgun loaded with buckshot. Both barrels to the face.

Rubbed Out by Vintage Translator January 29, 2018