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Someone who’s is undoubtedly stinky to the point where the others around the stench begin to go into a form of unconsciousness
Mannn that ranker over there has me on my knees gasping for air
Ranker by Speedybugle March 5, 2020
A sorry ass bastard who fails to earn fourth place or better in mariokart.
Kory placed sixth on choco mountain therefore he is a ranker.
ranker by Jim March 13, 2005
U.S. variation on the British term "wanker", meaning asshole. Mostly used by California chicano gang members. Perhaps the only example of Cockney influence on cholo talk.
that pinche puto is a serious ranker
ranker by Rattus cattus December 7, 2006
A website where people create numbered lists Such as "The Best Bakery Restaurant Chains" and "Famous People Who Stormed Off Stage". The website has no incite to anything and is just a place for the average Joe to create Buzzfeed level lists. The entire website is a mess as nothing works. Personally i consider it a extension of tumblr because everything is so PC.
I am dead, I killed myself due to the cringe of "33 Rick and Morty Memes That All Fans Will Laugh At" on Ranker.
Ranker by Hitler fan 420 May 11, 2016
Another meaning for Wanker, insult, used in arguments etc.
Yo!, get out of there, stop peeping through the keyhole at the girls changing rooms you Ranker!
ranker by Bruce Lee March 27, 2003
A member of a Fight Club who judges new members and makes sure they don't bite off more than they can chew.

Not present in all Fight Clubs.
Kid, you're not ready to face him, unless you've got a death wish. Start with one of those guys. Trust me, I'm the Ranker.
Ranker by Street Fighter King August 31, 2011