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randalling

To artfully avoid answering personal questions by slightly changing the topic, or by replying with a related question, in such a way that the person who asked the initial question is unaware of what has just happened. This style was first made (in)famous as the signature move of one Dr. Randall, following its identification and labeling by a brilliant and eloquent coworker, circa 2008. It then spread across the Western United States in the coming decade. Legend has it that said coworker, despite having developed a great friendship with the elusive Dr. Randall, has nevertheless never been invited into his home.
During the interrogation, he was randalling himself out of the question of where we has on the night of the murder. The cop ended up admitting to the crime himself!

Randalyn 

A really hot girl that boys always want to get with. Usually is called flirtacious, but is never the one to blame. Generally a dark haired girl with blue/green eyes. Is short and has a rock'n bod and is usually very good in bed. Turns heads and breaks necks. The type of girl you want to have cause there isn't another girl like her.
Dayummmm that girl is a Randalyn.
Randalyn by randalyn April 25, 2009

The Randall Empire 

A conglomerate of youth and adults, all inspired, mentored or taught by the illustrious Moist "Mark" Randall. Only those who have shown true dedication to being an asshole are inducted in the Empire, and none other than Ulf may ever be removed.
Jake: Why aren't I a Legend like Miguel? Miguel: Cuz son, You ain't in the Randall Empire.
Strong confident young man who lives and loves to push himself to the limits In sports and very friendly and loving.

With the shield of a the Lord to protect him and the heart of an angel.
Randall is such a nice young man such a gentleman no one can bring him down !
Randall by River Brock Dunlop March 29, 2017

hot randall 

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.
Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.
hot randall by Jeff December 2, 2004

ranally aped 

Originally a screw up by a certain German 3 student in the year 2009, when a sudden bout of dyslexia struck and caused the term "anally raped" to be transformed into "ranally aped" it was then recognized to be even more negative sounding than the original so the term was kept.
Student A) Dude, that lit test?
B) no man, totally screwed it up
A) yeah man, it totally "ranally aped" me
B) ouch dude, that blows
ranally aped by sereal emaj March 18, 2009