Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

Coronation Quiche by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023

Quiche Crumbs 

The dry, flaky, smelly cheese-like smegma clinging to a filthy unwashed dick.

Obamanique went to give her daddyo a quick nosh. When her tongue licked his bell-end she found it covered in quiche crumbs. Delicious!

Quiche Crumbs by Spongebobeehsa September 26, 2009

quiche 

egg pizza

ethan is a quiche

quiche by anonymous September 25, 2018

master quiche

To take a dump in someone's microwave and turn it on. Usually done at the victim's house while he's passed out.

"That guy stiffed me $20, but it's ok, I left a master quiche in his microwave"

master quiche by herrsquidward January 13, 2008

quiche 

Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.

OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche

quiche by itsactuallynotme November 9, 2013

Midnight Quiche 

From the french slang 'quiche' or 'jerk', masturbating at night to fall asleep.

I couldn't stop thinking about the day and fall asleep until I had my midnight quiche.

Midnight Quiche by Arbuff October 26, 2016

Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.

For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

Coronation Quiche by PrinceGinger April 18, 2023