quagmire 

A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.

quagmire by yarrh June 1, 2006

Quagmire 

The absolute funniest character on the tv show, "The Family Guy." He rocks the phrase ALLL-RIIIGHT. He's the sex crazed neighbor who says nothing but absolutely golden, one-liners.

Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!

Quagmire by The Sheen Man May 6, 2004

Quagmire 

The kind of thing that happens every time the US fights a war

"Great, now were in a quagmire. Thanks George."

Quagmire by Mastermind September 5, 2003

Quagmire 

A person resembling Quagmire from "Family Guy", usually a pervert with a big chin

Person 1: OHHHHHHH!!!! Giggidy!!!! I like that!!!!!

Person 2: Your such a Quagmire.

Quagmire by Dic La'tolet July 27, 2010

Quagmire 

The crazed, egotistical and rather perverted sex hound on Family Guy. Almost always trying to spin his game, Quagmire is most commonly known for his star quote: 'Giggety giggety giggety Allllllright!'

Woman: Glen honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey, I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?

Quagmire by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

Quagmire 

Biggest Pimp in Rhode Island.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT!

Quagmire by smjoe January 27, 2005

Quagmire 

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

Quagmire by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005