Pubic library 

A library where an individual can get pornography

P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?

Pubic library by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014

Pubic Measles 

Contagious disease of the lower pubic regions first discovered in Glenjamin Willybobble
Cause:
Chronic insane anal pounding – with various kitchen utilities (most frequently a whisk inside a blender)
Being from Blackpool and surrounding areas
Bending over in Cemetery Junction Public Toilets with loose morals
Symptoms include:
Irrational and sustained itching of the scrotum and meatus
Constant need for sexual relief – usually resulting in chronic masturbation until pustules burst
Disgusting groinal aroma followed by an inability to follow conversation and stating the obvious and implied

Glen was happy until his crotch fell off - and sniffed that he had pubic measles
Mike was worried and horny and slightly hungry but mostly tired, so he went home

Pubic Measles by Sid Johnson February 5, 2009

Pubic Mane

A rare ring of pubic hair that meets in between the head and the shaft of the cock. Closely resembles the mane of a lion. The other variant of the pubic mane resembles that of a horse. This style of the pubic mane runs in a straight line from the base of the dick shaft, up to where it just about meets the cock head.

Look at sal's fucking pubic mane! It looks like a goddamn mane!

Pubic Mane by strokemeoff123456789 August 21, 2010

pubic apology 

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.

Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation

pubic apology by woodchipper June 23, 2008

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

Pubic panini by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Pubic Profile 

It is the profile one has on any sex related social media site that displays pictures of ones genitals anonymously; The act of sharing pictures of ones genitals to establish genital attraction.

After she checked out my Pubic Profile, Homegirl was like "I got time for that!" She said I had dick for days but still wanted some gas money in the am. But gas be cheaper than trying to feed her. FML

Pubic Profile by kungfumermaid March 9, 2015

pubic hair 

A patch of hair that causes nothing but trouble. Men expect women to shave it, but goddamn it, it itches!

Pubic hair is natural, just trim it a little so it doesn't stick out of your bathing suit.

pubic hair by Allison1690 September 17, 2006