plutonic friend

1. For a woman, a dick in a glass case - use only in case of emergency.

2. For a man, a woman who you haven't fucked yet.

"For a man, a plutonic friend is a woman you was tryin' to fuck, made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the 'friend-zone'. Oh no! I'm in the friend-zone!"--Chris Rock

plutonic friend by 'sup P December 12, 2004

plutonium 

The antithesis of Gold.

I thought I was gold.

Then I found out I was plutonium:(

plutonium by Dick Tonium July 27, 2014

plutonians 

two spiky aliens from pluto who frequently appear on aqua teen hunger force. oglethorpe (orange) is the angry one who wants to rule the world. he has a heavy german accent. emory (green) is the laid-back one who doesn't want any trouble. they have smoked weed, stolen cable tv, and tried to create a clone of master shake. they also fight the mooninites in "spacecataz" at the beginning of the newer episodes. both are named after universities in atlanta.

Frylock: Is there maybe a higher brain form that I could speak with?

Oglethorpe: Nein! We are on a top-secret mission of world domination!

Frylock: World domination? You guys couldn't take over a damn bowl of Jell-o.

Emory: Is that, like, an important place or something?

Oglethorpe: WHERE IS IT?

plutonians by d-shadow July 7, 2005

dark side of the plutonian moon 

The word used by the plutonians Oglethorpe and Emory from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" When they mooned the Mooninites. But always can be used in real life

Jordan: Let's show them the dark side of the plutonian moon.

Lamar: What does that fucking mean

Jordan: Fucking moon them you dunce

Jordan: Don't you watch ATHF

dark side of the plutonian moon by Jordan Fuller August 6, 2008

Plutonic 

Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.

Um, I think you mean platonic.

Plutonic by chalima March 9, 2009

The Plutonia Experiment 

The first half of Final Doom, released in 1996, there are 32 levels (and 2 secret levels) designed by Dario and Milo Casali, who were both brothers.

Man, I just beat The Plutonia Experiment on Ultra-Violence, what a goddamn mess.

The Plutonia Experiment by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018

plutonian man 

A man who comes from another planet; unlike Mars where most men come from and Venus where most women come from. These men don't subscribe to the typical man/woman dynamics in relationships and have unique belief systems and behavior practices regarding women and the courting relationship. In addition, they tend to not follow proven practices that work in any form regarding females, business or life in general and pave their own way. Most of the time, they cause a decent amount of chaos in the process of working towards a goal but inevitably reach the end goal successfully. They carve their own path in life and confuse everyone in the process causing many to adopt excessive drinking habits to cope with the confusion. These men do it the hard way, but their own way.

"Why is he making things so difficult? Oh, he must be a plutonian man!"

plutonian man by Twinkie1 March 18, 2010