Perfect Phonecall 

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

Perfect Phonecall by k80theshade November 17, 2019

phonication 

(also known as telephonication)
A cleverly derived synonym for phone sex.

Gal A: I told her he's not allowed over here because everyone can hear them having wall-banging sex every night.

Gal B: So did she end up going to his house?

Gal A: No! Now, all she does is sit in her bedroom and phonicates with him for hours....while I'm in the room!!

Gal B: You know, I was never a huge fan of phone sex....too many awkward silences.

Gal A: Yeah...I definitely prefer actual sex to phonication.

phonication by Teresa Anastasia September 26, 2007

Phonication 

sexual relationship over phone.

She lives in Florida and Lou lives in New York so they can only enjoy share in the Phonication.

Phonication by Therston May 1, 2011

turkish phonecall 

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

turkish phonecall by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

phonica

to fuck or do someone in the booty hole

Yeah, you like it when I Phonica, let me Phonica you harder!

phonica by are_you_sexy? January 15, 2009

Phonication 

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

Phonication by JPnEB May 28, 2009

phoniecall 

its when you start laughing to yourself in public, and to cover it up you pretend that your on the phone, which usaully makes you laugh even harder

i couldnt stop laughing at the radio this morning, so i made a phoniecall to enjoy myself in rush hour traffic

phoniecall by el solo t uno October 14, 2008