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Performance Deza

"Deza"—or soviet disinformation—is what Trump uses every damn day in an attempt to distract Americans with fucking bullshit so they forget the Russia scandal.
Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.

Bowel Performance 

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.
Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.
Bowel Performance by Vxper August 28, 2016

life beyond performance 

pretensionless. authenticity.
Some people don't know how to live life beyond performance.
life beyond performance by live December 6, 2006

Pee Performance 

Standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open
You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"
Pee Performance by goodlord! May 13, 2015

Performance Amnesia 

The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
Performance Amnesia by YAWA April 13, 2019

performance anxiety 

Worries, usually about performing the act of sex or urination, that cause a person to have an inability to properly execute these functions.
"How was your date last night?"
"It was awful!"
"What, no sex?"
"No dude! Jane was so hot, I got performance anxiety. Then she just left."
"Damn, you're a loser, Jon!"

"Hey man! Stop watching me pee! You're giving me performance anxiety"
performance anxiety by I'likea September 28, 2006