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hot penis pie

A weiner with some applesauce on it.
mmmmmm. He just fed me some hot penis pie.
hot penis pie by Bad Ass Monkey March 16, 2003

penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.
Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.
penis pot pie by Hammer of Jesus October 6, 2013

penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis
penis meat man of pie

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie 

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

penus pie 

a penus inside of a pie, penus standing for penis
I love putting my penus in the pie.. mom, "Oh noe! that pie is called a penus pie now!!!"
penus pie by Travis the dizzle June 15, 2006

Penis piercing 

What’s the under the skin piercing called
Penis piercing by Kl0ve78 January 23, 2022