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An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have
Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs
Penis by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019

Guacamole nigga penis 

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020

No Penis Cap 

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.
No Penis Cap by Itzkwann February 10, 2022
Penis Man

Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes

Here comes the penis man
Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes
Penis Man by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020
A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
Penis Man by unspokenAsianKid January 31, 2020

creme de la penis

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.
creme de la penis by Rm18.K September 3, 2018