Painis Cupcake 

Painis Cupcake is a character based on the tf2 Soldier who is often used in tf2 shitposting.

¨I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat u¨

Painis Cupcake by Sum_YeetyPootisBirdLoooserBoi January 10, 2019

painis cupcake 

A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.

A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"

painis cupcake by deMangus April 9, 2013

painis weakness 

Erectile dysfunction.

painis weakness is a common condition in older men.

painis weakness by the random. June 25, 2025

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

I am painis cupcake. by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

I am painis cupcake. by the random. October 28, 2021

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014