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If the toilet's broken, shit outside. 

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

it's a beautiful day outside 

The words Sans (undertale) says before making you get rekt
Sans: It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... On days like these, kids like you...
S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n h e l l...

there’s hella grass outside 

there’s hella grass outside
there’s hella grass outside

It's mad wood outside 

A term new jersians use when its really hot outside. Specifically People from Princeton.
Yo Jaxon Carter! It's mad wood outside today! Come outside and hoop with me!

yo it's the cops outside 

An action that feels illegal or wrong to do; too good to be allowed/true
yo it's the cops outside cuz i plugged in my keyboard and mouse to my xbox and played with those controls.

outside smell

Outside smell: the slightly musty, earthy odor that sticks to your body after being outside. It is said to be certain pollutants traveling in the air that give you the "outside smell". Some people really detest the smell and some would call it mild but noticeable.
Person 1: you smell strange, where have you been?
Person 2: well I ran to the convenience store and chilled at the park for a few minutes.
Person 1: Oh, you have the outside smell.