Omnishambles

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

by arthurdent November 29, 2012

The Young Ones

Brilliant, and at times surreal comedy that ran on BBC2 from 1981-82. The characters were Rick (Rik Mayall), an irritating sociology student and Marxist that nobody liked, Neil (Nigel Planer) a depressed hippy who did all the work around the house, Vyvyan (Adrian Edmondson)a violent and aggressive medical student and punk fan, and Mike ( Christopher Ryan) a suave, narcissistic Cockney with an eye for the ladies. Alexei Sayle also appeared in each episode as different members of the Balowski family, and the shows creator Ben Elton made numerous apperances. Fantastic, if you get a chance to watch it, do.

There will never be another programme like the Young Ones.

by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004

Omnisexual

Omnisexuality is fairly similar to a person who identify's as pansexual, but a little different. An omnisexual person does identify themselves and other's as a gender, rather than being gender-blind like a pansexual person would. Omnisexual people have an attraction to all gender's, but tend to like one gender more than the rest.

Person: Hey uh... I'm coming out as omnisexual!...
Person's friend: Huh? What does that mean?
Person: It means I like all genders, but I like one gender the most, which is girls. *smirks*
Person's friend:Oh.... cool haha!

by peachy.cloud April 30, 2020

onesie

The most comfortable thing one can wear, there is no denying it.

Sally experienced a cozy wonderland as she put on her fuzzy onesie.

by Cosmello January 11, 2015

Onesie

Onesie comes from the word "one" and means a one-piece suit, usually in the form you use for lazy days at home. It is also used for one-piece snowsuits and one-piece motorcycle suits. The word is sometimes spelled onesy.

The name may be derived from the registered trademark Onesies®, which is a range of clothes for infant children. The word onesie (in singular) does however, in modern usage, more often mean a suit in adult size.

When I come home from work, I just like to change into my onesie and watch TV.

by EliasG June 4, 2013

onesies

sexyyy !
sexiest garment on earth ;)

ninette: yo bry, r u going to the pajama party ?
bry: yea im wearing my onesies
ninnete: sexayyy ! ;)

by cytb April 12, 2011

Omeesha

The single most beautiful girl in existence. The thought of her brings a smile to your face. She's a ray of happiness in your life. She's the physical embodiment of everything you've ever wanted. She's someone you could imagine living with happily for your entire life. She's the sunshine in your life. She's perfection.

Person 1: "Whoa look how amazing that girl is!"
Person 2: "I know right! She's perfect. She's Omeesha."

by loveyouomeesha May 24, 2019