nurse
To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the babysitters club.
Ray: "My brother's going to school to be a chef."
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
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