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To hold on to the same beer all night and drink it very slowly, if at all. Can also describe a person who does this often. Frequent nursing has been scientifically linked to membership in the babysitters club.
Ray: "My brother's going to school to be a chef."
Jay: "DUUUUUDE that is SOOOOOO LAAAAAME! Cooking is for girls, man. He must be gay or something."
Ray: "Shut up, man. You shouldn't be talking. It's better than being a nurse like you."
Jay: "What do you mean, dude? I ain't no bitch-ass nurse."
Ray: "Hell yeah you are...you've been holding onto that same beer ever since you got here! Want me to get you a sippy cup for that thing?"
nurse by Nick D October 25, 2005
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A Term coined by Drag Queen Willam Belli. Nurse is used as a term for someone who needs help. Can also be used as shade just by saying NURSE!
Oh girl her makeup is bad. NURSE!
Nurse by Shwamii February 14, 2019
To drink slowly. Usually pertains to alcoholic beverages.
So he wouldn't be drunk at the end of the game, John decided to nurse a beer during the 4th quarter.
nurse by TommyNoleBuc August 31, 2007
Monitor patients and carry out physician's orders. May have a 4 year BSN or 2 year LPN or no degree.
The nurse assisted the physician in the patient's recovery
Nurse by PerryCox April 30, 2020
An explitive shouted when somone has clearly fucked up
Jen: hows this look *shows you dress*
You: uhm, Nurse
Nurse by 4ShytsNGiggles January 5, 2015
The act of violating the user Spartacus on nexopia, either through undressing her with your eyes, or physically running your hands up and down her thighs.
"I nursed her so long, that she actually orgasmed"
nurse by vv0mp December 28, 2005
The first person you see after you tell someone, "here hold my beer".
Nurse~ What's the problem
Guy~ I rolled down a hill drunk and well you know what happend.

Nurse~ Ok the Doctor will be in soon.
Nurse by Shootingstar69 January 28, 2017