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Not now dear 

A Parenteese (The language of Parents) saying that can mean many things, such as: "Never", "I'm on the phone", and "Fuck off you uncleanly fetus I wish I never had you".
Child - "Mummy I'm bored"
Mum - "Not now dear"
Not now dear by thegreatbenji December 16, 2022

If Not Now, When? 

A fantastic album created in 2011 by an alternative rock band called Incubus. Ever changing, these musicians have changed my whole existence vastly.
Switchblade, In the Company of Wolves, Thieves

"Incubus lost there metal edge dude!!" "Your a fool, listen to If Not Now, When? and tell me that aint ghood you clown.
If Not Now, When? by TheSaga January 2, 2012

You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now." 

What you say to someone you don't like.
You remind me of a software update. When I see you I usually think "not now."

not long now

not long now before i get a job
not long now by Lunefrosty January 1, 2026

he's not home right now 

Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back on the phone.
I tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend Peter, but all I get is his sister on the phone telling me he's not home right now.
he's not home right now by pentozali February 28, 2008

Not Here Right Now 

A term for getting high - A term you can use to tell your friends during public events or even in front of teachers that you are high.
Hunter: Dude are you here right now?
Me: Naw man I'm Soooo not here right now
Not Here Right Now by Undead Puppy October 28, 2010