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best that never was 

one who constantly and consistently loses at many aspects of life, refusing to change their way of life though it continually fails them.This almost sad way of life is laughed upon by their peers, and still they don't understand why nor notice their life is on the brink of hitting rock bottom.
may be seen hung over sleeping in an odd place with a half full beer in one hand and the other hand down their pants.
Bill boy you just lost two hundred dollars gambling, haven't been to class in two weeks,nor have you noticed your parents and grlfriend are embarassed of you, your the best that never was.
best that never was by Than Mattle December 9, 2003

The City That Never Sleeps 

A term for New Yrk City. Either all five boroughs as a whole or just Manhattan.
The people are arrogant, because the can be! We are the city all others bow down and look up to. They aspire toward this greatness. This is where it's at, where everything happens, and is going to happen. It's the center of the universe. This is New York City - The City That Never Sleeps.
The City That Never Sleeps by Ichy December 7, 2005

Wound that never heals 

"My girlfriend has the nicest wound that never heals"

"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"

Caterpillar that never hatches 

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.
I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

the city that never stirs

Silent and empty, The City That Never Sleeps had swiftly become The City That Never Stirs.

There is a light that never goes out 

Used to describe how itchy your balls are
"Yo dude, there is a light that NEVER goes out."
"Oh sick me too."