munkie 

a girl who has all the intangible qualities a guy looks for, but who would never let a guy know that the guy fits into their plans; essentially indescribable, in terms of the beauty and the spite this person holds against potential suitors; all in all, the awesomest chick for any dunkie

"I'd tell you she's my munkie, but then I'd have to kill you."

munkie by Carlos Espanol July 30, 2008

Munkinesia 

An expression one says when faced with a completly fucked up situation that they are facing.
This word is used in the present tense.
Additional uses:
Munkin A : another form of "Fucken A"
Munked Up: Fucked Up or FOBAR

It is normally expressed as a single word, requiring no other words before or after its use.
After recieving a F on your english homework, you would say, "Munkinesia" or Munkin A, This teacher sucks!
"Why is your hair cut Munked Up!

Munkinesia by livineazy April 12, 2010

anal monkies 

monkies that are in your anal hole, but they can only fit in your anal after having hardcore anal sex!, or in insult

you anal monkey, you all are little anal monkies

anal monkies by mkress January 22, 2009

munkie talk 

foolish or senseless talk that does not relate to hustling or furthering one's interests, and thus a waste of a player's precious time, coined by rapper Rick Ross.

"I ain't got time to play games; this ain't no munkie talk, this money talk."

munkie talk by livinlavish January 18, 2010

munkres 

Munkres defines the last name of an obvious SLUT! Always down to suck cock, a girl with the last name Munkres is your sure way to get an easy lay.

"Hey man! You fuck that Munkres chick last night?"
"Dude, shes a Munkres... of COURSE I DID!"

munkres by Light Bender Haunter August 30, 2014

fudge monkies 

a word used to replace the slang word "fuck"

FUDGE MONKIES! I forgot the condom!

fudge monkies by Errn April 8, 2003

brass monkies 

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

brass monkies by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005