modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty 

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

Modified Ferris Power Stance 

A stable and assertive stance used during direct laryngoscopy and intubation.

John assumed the Modified ferris power stance before picking up the endotracheal tube and preparing to intubate the patient.

Modified Ferris Power Stance by Succinylcholine August 25, 2011

Modified push-ups 

Girl push-ups

Look at that girl doing modified push-ups. She can't do real ones.

Modified push-ups by Felipetito Lopez June 12, 2013

Modified Cigar 

A cigar ridden of its original tobacco filling, and then refilled with another substance, usually cannabis.

Marcus: "Yo, nig shitz you got a swisher let me get a hit..."
LaTroy: "nah, nigga its a modified cigar and your ass doesn't have five on it"

Modified Cigar by disABALa April 12, 2008

Modified Nathan 

The act of slapping someone on the ass and then leaving the hand there and squeezing said ass.

I gave her the Modified Nathan in the park. She screamed in surprise.

Damn, Molly's got a firm ass. I found out last night when I gave her the Modified Nathan.

Modified Nathan by 1527 April 11, 2005

genetically modified asshole 

when a persons genes are spliced influencing more of an asshole. Scientists believed the order in which to make someone more of an asshole was to genetically modify the recipients genes to attain the desired result of an asshole.

scientists took human cells and gentically modified them to create clones that would dispose of other human bred inhabitance.

genetically modified asshole by flack destroyer January 22, 2005