Moked Out 

I dont know who uses the word moked referring to drugs. getting moked means your getting done foul. if you got jumped real bad are aired out (shot up) they'd say you got moked out.

Perfect example, in the words of the late, great, notorious Biggie Smalls: "the nigga just got moked out like that, man" (Biggie Smalls - "MISS U")

Moked Out by Gauk July 15, 2019

Dirty Moped 

Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.

'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"

Dirty Moped by The Firezombie August 19, 2007

Morbed

To do something in an extraordinary way, better than the rest
(reference to the movie morbius, the first movie to make a morbillion dollars)

“Wow! you really morbed that essay!”

Morbed by poseurdisposer May 2, 2022

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER 

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER by Groeber field March 5, 2019

J'moked 

To "get got" or bested in a surprising manner.

Person A: "Aw man Barry totally faked me out in basketball today . . . I got J'moked"

J'moked by Jonsanfran March 1, 2021

mowed out drunk 

Drunk beyond all belief, to be drunker than you have ever been.

Remember that time when fredo got mowed out drunk and fucked that stripper at Lollypops?

Yea man, he was really mowed out drunk!

mowed out drunk by bike week 69 March 6, 2010

moned 

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid

i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned

moned by shroomcock September 26, 2013