Mimp 

PimpA pimp exclusivley pimping
Milfs he/she may also pimp all kinds of other beings but specializes in the pimping of Milfs

Horny Crackhead:"Yo man! Do u know where i can find some1 who knows alot about crazy old hoes!"
Mimp:"Just check out Mimp Inc. or your friendly neighbourhood Mimp call 1-900-MIMPMYASS for a Mimp near you!"

Mimp by Jim Steele December 7, 2003

mimp 

Musical IMProviser

A musician, usually keyboardist, who improvises music to support improv theater performances.

The mimp played a wide variety of tunes for that "Sing about it!" scene.

mimp by BerkeleyImprov.com December 9, 2012

mimp 

momma that is a pimp

yo brah, you check out lisa? she is a total mimp

mimp by reda.az December 18, 2010

mimp 

Pimp for masseuses.

John: I good really used a good massage. I am so tense.
Ben the Mimp: I can swing you in at 1:10 with monster hands Caleb.

mimp by Doc Dave January 15, 2012

Mimp 

A Mom who is a simp for her children. Favoritism to one or more of the children that are biologically hers.

Carol: Did you see Stacy talking about how her kids the best on the soccer team?
Nadya: Yeah, she was being a total Mimp.

Scotty: Bro, my stepmoms son gets away with anything, he can do whatever he wants while I would be yelled at
Aidan: Yeah, your stepmom is a total Mimp

Mimp by CaptainObv March 30, 2020

Mimp 

Mimp (plural mimps) (slang) A women who foolishly overvalues a man and puts him on a pedestal.

example: girl’s best friend: you should breakup with him he abuses you
Girl: I could never do such thing he is the love of my life
*1 day ago
Abusive boyfriend: BITCH THERE’S NO MUSTARD ON MY SANDWICH, GET YOUR HOE ASS PUSSY AND PUT MUSTARD ON MY MUSTARD YOU USELESS DISHWASHER!!!!!!!!
Girl: yes honey
Now:

Girl’s best friend: you gotta stop mimping
Girl: what’s that

Girl’s best friend: it means you gotta stop overvaluing a man who treats you like shit

Mimp by PoisonGod June 5, 2020

mimp 

A pucker of the lips. The shape your mouth makes before a kiss. The preparation before (or bracing of) the impact of a kiss.

you mimp your lips when you lean in to kiss someone

mimp by Heather54x3 January 12, 2021