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her milkies are giant
milkies by xoxokelly June 25, 2023

miki minach 

A Mexican niki minaj usually used by a person with a Spanish accent
"It's Miki minach"
miki minach by Fishtitties.com January 28, 2017

milking table 

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.
I just bought my husband a milking table!

Mikitaka 

The best alien you will ever meet. He will help you fight super flies and help you cheat in gambling. If you ever see a wild mikitaka, give him tissues as a gift, he will now die for you.
Josuke: Have you seen mikitaka Anywhere?

Okuyasu: he’s sleeping in a cornfield again
Mikitaka by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Milking the cow 

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
Milking the cow by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

Cock milking 

This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
Cock milking by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023