Mike Pence 

Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people

1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.

Mike Pence by Lefty Wing Snowflake August 18, 2017

Mike Pence 

A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.

Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!

Mike Pence by Fluthy April 29, 2020

Mike Pence 

Slang for “impotent.”

Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!

Mike Pence by TwittahBanned4Life January 15, 2021

Mike Pence 

An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.

Mike Pence is shit.

Mike Pence by Devan Mihaly April 4, 2020

Mike Pence 

The reincarnation of Jesus and Nikola Tesla whose destiny is to electrocute all the gays.

Mike Pence "the electric fence" electrocuted 2000 fags today

Mike Pence by Mike ac/dc for lgbt Pence July 8, 2017

Mike Pence 

a guy who you dont usually hear about because he is overshadowed by his asshole buddy donny. although you dont see him much, you always get some sort of cunty vibe from him

"yo did yea hear? Mike Pence is a closeted homosexual!"
" who is Mike Pence?"

Mike Pence by kornguy109 November 3, 2020

Mike Pence 

Mother approved of this urban dictionary post. Only as long as it isn't read by women other than Karen Pence (mother's approved choice of wife), because that would constitute a devilish sin.

Mike Pence asked mother for permission to eat a single cookie and drink a glass of warm milk. Mother approved.

Mike Pence by turdsandwichapprovedbymother November 16, 2022