Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

mershed perderder 

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

mershed perderder by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

sicilian donkey mashed potato special 

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

sicilian donkey mashed potato special by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

Marshelle 

Is confident in who she is but never makes anyone feel inferior. A very trusting person. She is the type of person that would do anything for you. A person you would love to have as a friend.

Marshelle outshines them all.

Marshelle by hna February 5, 2010

Mashed Pachicken Cheese

A locally famous dish made in Leeside, Cork, Ireland that includes a large portion of potatoes, Kerrygold cheddar, and potatoes all mashed together. It is usually served with a side of brussel sprouts or another vegatable, and in rare occasions, rashers.

"I just finished my mashed pachicken cheese at Sam's place with a pint of Guinness and it was a truly filling meal!"

Mashed Pachicken Cheese by S. Gavin November 20, 2007

going mashed potatoes 

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

going mashed potatoes by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014

mashed potitties 

When you take two exceptionally sized breasts and mash them into one super breast

When I get home I'm gonna make some mashed potitties.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving to make some Mashed potitties

mashed potitties by FacksOnly November 19, 2014