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absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

mojito madman 

A drunk that lives in the forest.
Remember how good you thought your cousin was doing? Well, he picked up the bottle and now he's a mojito madman again.
mojito madman by Vincent Greene March 14, 2010

diary of a madman

probably the best metal album in this world and any others. featuring the songs:

over the mountain
flying high again
you cant kill rock and roll
believer
little dolls
tonight
S.A.T.O.
and of course, DIARY OF A MAD MAN (wich is the best fucking song in the world next to hallowed be thy name by iron maiden. seriously i cant express how awesome this song is. and it has the best lyrics of any song ever written. the sheer genius of this song cant be compared to anything in existence.) any ways this is the best albim ever by ozzy . it is universally recognized as an icon of heavy metal. and anyone who disagrees can suck my balls.
if you font like diary of a madman then you can come suck my balls and die a slow and painful death.

Absolute Madman 

A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.
"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."

Absolut madman 

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

Genius Madman 

An individual characterized by extreme mental acuteness, and often exhibit tell tale signs of severe psychosis.
Dumbass #1: Hey man... who do you consider to be a Genius Madman?

Dumbass #2: Ugh...I guess the crazed scientist at the beginning of Robot Chicken.