dirty lynwood 

giving your gf/wife a sloppy rimjob to orgasm then wiping the traces of fecal matter and toilet paper off your tongue on her favorite bedspread

He gave his wife a dirty lynwood for her birthday and a new bedspread

dirty lynwood by Da Great Assholio June 23, 2020

Straight Outta Lynwood 

"Weird Al" Yankovic's 12th studio album, released 2006. Features iconic songs such as White & Nerdy, Virus Alert, and Don't Download This Song. Title of the album is a parody of Straight Outta Compton..

"Straight Outta Lynwood is "Weird Al Yankovic's 12th album."

Straight Outta Lynwood by 44Nifty June 9, 2023

lenwood

A total jerk-wad

stop being a lenwood

lenwood by lenwoods friend damian February 5, 2018

Lynnwood 

Located in the 425 this Seattle suburb isn't that bad of a place to live. Fun house parties and good dro what more could a young guy ask for? Not as stuck up as the Muk or Dedmonds cause our families work for ours. That being said there are some scammers to watch out for. Oh and watch out for fake ass Edmonds hippies they never got the good dro. They're just some fake ass rich kids tryna rebel.

What's poppin' in Edmonds?

Not shit, just the beach. That's why it's called Dedmonds.

Let's find a party in Lynnwood get stupid drunk and blow dro all night

Lynnwood by Washington Grown, Never Flown June 10, 2010

Lynnwood 

A town in Washington state that no one knows about.

Guy: Where you from?!
You: Lynnwood.
Guy: Where dat?!

Lynnwood by Te Posmokah April 5, 2008

Linwood

A rich town just minutes away from the beach. Here you will see a bike gang with a bunch of faggy kids that do wheelies and get in the way of traffic. Here soccer is the man sport and is what the town revolves around. In this town there is also to fuckboy kids that play lacrosse and think they are the shit. If you are going to move here I would suggest not doing so.

Oh you live in linwood.

Linwood by Muckbang April 23, 2019

Linwood

Noun - A unit of time equivelant to 3 hours.

"Hey Robbie, I'm running a little late. I'll be there in a Linwood.

Linwood by Knoxville Time Keeper September 20, 2016