Bus Lines in Israel

A phenomenon of pushing, shoving and cutting in line that may cause the inexperienced to feel that this may be the last bus, to anywhere, ever and that societal norms have ceased to be relevant. A feeling of dizziness, frustration and the beginnings of a rare psychological disorder may occur. This phenomenon happens regardless of how many people are in line or how empty the bus is. If one listens closley, the silent screams of non-Israelis can be heard as they are herded to the side of the line.

Alex, going for his first shabbat in Jerusalem, got to the Beer Sheva bus station early Friday morning and was happy to see that the platform for his bus was mostly empty. Relieved that his friends had been wrong about the Bus lines in Israel, Alex got in line and waited. When the bus arrived, Alex noticed an elderly woman coming towards him from the side. Alex thought to himself, "I'll offer to let her go on first." Without notice, she simply walked in front of him and then signalled to the rest of her family, laying in wait, to join her. Suddenly Alex felt himself being pushed to the floor as little kids kicked him out of the way to run onto the completely empty bus. As he tried to get up, the boots of soldiers, just let off base for the weekend trampled him and forced their way onto the bus. "Ugh! Fine I'll just wait for the next bus" thought Alex to himself. Afterall, it was only 8 in the morning and he had plenty of time to get to to Jerusalem. Alex never made it to Jerusalem for Shabbat.

by SquishyFeces March 27, 2011

Tight lines

A salutation, greeting, or wish for good luck between fishermen. Keeping your lines tight indicates that you're catching lots of fish.

a.) You're going out on the water today? Tight lines!
b.) Happy birthday buddy and tight lines!

by Jonlama August 16, 2016

Dragon Lungs

Lungs with the ability to take fat thick hits without coughing

dang man, i cant keep up with you, you got Dragon Lungs

by GEEZYFORREAZY April 20, 2009

At the top of my lungs

(Idiom) shout or scream as loud as someone possibly can

"I wanna scream 'I love you' at the top of my lungs, wanting the world to hear it."

"I did too much thinking today and felt very frustrated, so when I went for a drive in my car, I just screamed at the top of my lungs many times"

by zallynn September 7, 2009

switchin lanes

To change levels. To be on another level,an entirely new game.

Yo,its funny,the way Carter has been killing the rap game.My boy just started "Switchin Lanes".

by Its.Mile$ December 17, 2016

Shakespeare Lines

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012

Lonestar Saloon

The art of hitting the garage for a long term solo drinking session after all the local establishments have closed and before they have reopened. Its not a place where everyone knows your name but a place you cant even remember your own.

Anyone seen asteroid. yeah mate, think he is doing time in the lonestar saloon.

by Big Dirt April 3, 2013