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Planet Loff
Planet Loff is the newest discovery in the Milky Way galaxy. Planet Loff is special in the fact that by sheer mass it is the largest object ever discovered in the universe. It makes Jupiter (formerly our solar systems largest planet) look like a grain of sand. It has its own gravitational pull and its own unique atmosphere. Vegitation on Planet loff is sparse, especially at the North end. Scientists estimate the age to be between 24-32 years old. This is considered young by universal standards. A rare characteristic that planet loff displays is the ability to stay almost perfectly alligned with southern California, ocasionally alligning its self with Las Vegas, Nevada. Scientists are learning more about this new discovery every day but so far what they know is exciting, according to experts it bears a striking resemblence to the much smaller and much, much, much older planet Anthony.
Planet Loff by Guacamoley October 27, 2007
Shloff-Loff
1.The flotation devices that look like long colorful foam noodles, often used by children in swimming pools; a pool noodle
2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.
Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
2.The game played with such a flotation device, which involves calling out names and hitting people who do not answer correctly or in a timely fashion with said flotation device. The game is played with a group, and one leader who holds the shloff-loff. The leader chooses one person to speak to, and either calls out to them saying either their name, or "Shloff-Loff." The person who has been spoken to must immediately answer with the opposite of what was called out. If they fail to do so, the leader hits them on the head with the shloff-loff, and the game continues.
Origins: Coined by L.Reich at Moshava during the summer of 1995.
If you can't stand in that part of the pool, be sure to take a shloff-loff with you.
"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
"Carol"
"Shloff-loff"
Shloff-Loff by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008
Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
Kelly Loffler
A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
Kelly Loffler by fuk_ga October 12, 2020