ryan lochte 

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"

P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!

ryan lochte by Mellow D August 18, 2016

ryan lochte 

one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.

taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.

ryan lochte by steph lons October 8, 2008

Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

Ryan Lochte Fever by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

Pulling a Lochte 

Peeing in a pool. Inspired by US Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte (pronounced Lock-tee) admitting to doing as such in the warm up pool at the London Olympics.

Other forms can also be:

*Pull a Lochte

*Pulled a Lochte

Example 1: Mark: I'd better not catch any of you Pulling a Lochte!

Example 2: Sarah: I have to go to the bathroom, but I'm too lazy to get out of the pool.

Jeff: Just do what I did - Pull a Lochte.

Example 3: Alice: Don't swim over here! I just Pulled a Lochte!

Pulling a Lochte by AUMagic August 12, 2012

LOCOTEL 

Lack of command of the English language.

Victor said to Jon: "All your base are belong to us."
Jon: "Nice display of LOCOTEL Victor."

LOCOTEL by Concerned English Hater January 26, 2010

Locher 

lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.

After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.

Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

Nick Lechtenberg 

Typically a bald, ugly fat mf who thinks he rules papillion la vista highschool. His head looks like a deflated football and looks like mr egg man from sonic. He walks around like he’s hard and accuses everyone of having a vaporizer. He gets paid minimum wage and acts like a complete dick. He hates all the freshmen and try’s to square up to them. He rolls up with the security squad and follows you into the bathroom and watches you shit than asks you “are you vaping”. The answer is fuck nah you weird bald ass creep stalking me. Fuck Nick he’s a bitch.

Look at that nick lechtenberg! He’s such a fag following a freshie Into that bathroom! He’s a pervert!

Nick Lechtenberg by bigdaddylance October 21, 2019