Lincolnism

A conspiracy belief ideology centred around Abraham Lincoln and other famous people, Jesus Christ, and alternate universes, created by a furry on iFunny by the name JackTheRedFox.

James: “I’m a proud supporter of Lincolnism! I can’t wait for when we become the second universe to defeat Jesus Christ and his armies!”
John: “The fuck?”

Lincolnism by JackTheRedFox October 3, 2020

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Lincolnbeer

dollar drafts, dollar pitchers, 50 cent drafts. any beer that costs $1 or less for 21-24 year old wiggers to spend their allowance on.

Yo Mike! when you get out of work at subway? we need to get to the bar to get $8 worth of lincolnbeers.

Lincolnbeer by ihatelincolnbeards October 13, 2011

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Lincolning

Using your cell phone to read or see in dark situations, just as Abe did when reading by candlelight.

Mom: Johnny, what are you doing in the backseat? Are you on that snap text thing?
Johnny: I'm lincolning my homework Mom.

Friend 1 in the car: Hey man, turn on the light so I can see this.
Friend 2 driving: Dude, lincoln it.

Lincolning by CrazyDadLife March 13, 2013

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Lincolnnearum Theorum

The theory first thought up by sacratis and copernicus then Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein and the greatest philospher of our time Pat Fago that all scientific mathmatical equations will eventually equal Abraham Lincoln(AL)

Lincolnnearum Theorum
GW=george washington
HH=herbert hoover
GW-HH=AL

Lincolnnearum Theorum by O'Gara May 31, 2007