Lincolns 

Five dollar bills

All I get is lincolns for allowance

Lincolns by Fresh-L December 6, 2003

Lincolnshire 

Lincolnshire is a town located in Illinois. Lincolnshire is known for its almost police state-esque number of squad cars compared to its low rate of crime. The high number of uniformed officers is due in part by the wealthy soccer moms who reside in Lincolnshire who are deathly afraid of the outside world and believe it will corrupt their children. Adlai E. Stevenson High School is located in the town and their beauvilles are spotted driving around town frequently.

To sum up Lincolnshire in one word: boring

Resident 1- "Man there is nothing to do here in Lincolnshire."

Resident 2- "The most popular and fun thing to do in Lincolnshire is leave."

Resident 1- "Yeah for such high taxes this town sucks."

Lincolnshire by Beauville April 15, 2008

Lincolnizer 

Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.

Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.

Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.

Somewhere in NYC
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.

Lincolnizer by BrokeAss July 30, 2008

lincolnshire 

Lincolnshire is possibly the best county in England. It has loads and loads of history, a real good dialect and good scenery. The food here is top notch, too! Unfortunatley, the youth are more interested in drugs and vandalism than our heritage, so it shall probably one day fade away.

Typical dialect from a Lincolnshire shepherd could include things like "Yon owd yowe's far welted"

lincolnshire by Mr Collingham January 11, 2008

Lincolnshire, IL 

A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.

Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."

Lincolnshire, IL by Wigism June 11, 2020

Lincolns mistake

US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks

"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".

Lincolns mistake by OneOfLincolnsMistakes November 30, 2010

lincolnshire 

boring county in the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.

I was walking through England and tripped up when i reached Lincolnshire, I fell over.

lincolnshire by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005